THERAPY COVER LOL

HI MY NAME IS CALVIN I LIKE TO PRETEND TO KILL MYSELF TO GET THERAPISTS BECAUSE SITTING ON THOSE COUCHES REALLY GETS ME OFF. I DON'T HAVE A JOB AND I BUM OFF MY DRAG QUEEN ROOMMATE AND RUIN ALL MY BROTHER'S RELATIONSHIPS.

MY FORTES ARE ATTEMPTING SUICIDE, LYING, LEECHING AND PLAYING BASS GUITAR.

I'M BAD WITH COMMITMENT AND RESPONSIBILITY. I CAN'T COOK OR CLEAN OR GET UP IN THE MORNING. I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE IS GOING NOWHERE.

I GUESS I NEED ANOTHER THERAPIST.



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