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I LOVE JESUS

Wed Sep 3, 2008, 10:19 PM
  • Listening to: NSYNC
  • Reading: Borderlands- Gloria Anzaldua
  • Watching: hulu.com
  • Drinking: water
so during orientation we were required to do some community service to BROADEN OUR HORIZONS so they took us to this daycare center for black kids and everyone was like: SWEET KIDS and the bitchy lady was like: OH NO YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORTING THROUGH PILES OF SHIT and :iconsoulchaserz: and i found...this (i cut a few irrelevant pages out so it wouldn't be too long):



J BALL. THESE KIDS ARE I DUNNO MAYBE 12 AT THE OLDEST. SO WE WERE REALLY EAGER TO LOOK INSIDE OF THIS LITTLE...COMIC.



THIS GUY HAS GOT IT MADE (with no wife what)



but things aren't looking too good for him.



except we find out later that he wasn't...REALLY A GOOD MAN.



OMG IT'S ALL OVER BECAUSE THERE IS NO AFTER LIFE BECAUSE THIS GUY OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T BELIEVE IN JESUS





IT WAS REAL GOOD :B





this is my favorite page ever. YOU ARE IN HELL FOR CHECKING SOMEONE OUT. UMMM NICE!



TOO BAD IT'S TOO LATE DUDE





i'm sure kids like j ball appreciate usage of with it slang. like bunk.



god hates you. that is a fact.







this is the inside back cover, it's my other favorite page. I LOVE THE INSTRUCTIONS TO PRAY.







SERIOUSLY, WTF

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i'm getting down on my knees, baby.

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REFUND PLEASE
HEY SO HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS GUY JESUS

the hilarious thing is, most of the uber-religious people I know (like, the kind that would actually appreciate this comic) are crude, uncultured teenage deviants guilty of far worse than this guy. I know there are people who actually practice what they preach, but they are rare here. (but this could be because I live in the only liberal city in Texas, and the only really idiotic people are mostly from other parts of Texas who come here for jobs while bitching about us "hippies" runnin' the place)

but before I go off on a tangent, let me just say: at this rate, Heaven is going to be a very lonely place. Amen!

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Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
Yep. I'm going to hell.
FAR WORSE THAN THIS GUY

WITH HIS UNCONTROLLABLE CHECKING PEOPLE OUT HAHAHAHAH

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UNICORN DUST WITH RAINBOW SAUCE
HARD TO BELIEVE ISN'T IT? I KNOW.

if he touched people inappropriately they might actually have a case against this guy

...but



no.

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Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
I love that these crazy people believe that "whoremonger" is part of a grade-schooler's vocabulary.

That's just precious.
Wow, God is a jerk.
"This can be your life!"

WTF. The comic clearly shows that you are dead when all this stuff goes down.

For real. D:


Silly christians, consistancy is never their stong suit.

By the way, if the person who made this comic beleived this stuff, wouldn't he be going to hell? I mean, he obviously created that lady in the "checking her out' sin out of his own sinful desires. ((And the naked man hunched over)) XDD

And I love how the words "Precious blood" are in bold. Way gross, man. XDD

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"Revenge is a dish of cold potato salad." :evillaugh:
-Shenmue, Gang Edition
HAHAHA I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT except i did because i remember making fun of it

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UNICORN DUST WITH RAINBOW SAUCE
Now I want to go watch "Defending Your Life"...

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